punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch

(via okaymad)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via trust)

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(Source: thorinium, via twinking)

5060072089124:

i know what you’re thinking haha who did i have to kill to get this url

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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(via moistbottom)

literallysame:

where is the lie

(Source: kimkanyekimye, via bastille)

foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

(via dutchster)

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

(via forgave)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(Source: okuyasue, via perks-of-being-chinese)

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean

(Source: chakram-warrior, via sorry)

stuning:

someone took ‘drive thru’ a bit seriously