kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle, via interjects)

ask-hazy:

darkshadow65:

Get too close and I’ll show you a thing that Jigsaw showed me back in the day

SNIPAH KITTEH

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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(via hoqvvarts)

(Source: pizzaland, via unicorn-poweeer)

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

(via sagihairius)

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

(via beyoncescock)

sneakyfeets:

thlp

White girls be like

(Source: realitytvbitch, via dicktho)

neelathamara:

cknd:

dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join

Yeah like sex dreams

(via theinfinitejests)

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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(via sorry)

the-best-of-funny:

letflygonsbeflygons:

When you’re left out of the conversation.

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Then you get to speak, but get interrupted.

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(via epic-humor)