you’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in your head that you’re stressing about for absolutely no logical reason
I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me
Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots
you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
"oh you’re not doing anything so i guess you can help me with th-“
what if ssomeone tried to mug me and all they got from my pocket was this